*thinks of bashing fudgy*
why do you want a body fat scale when it is clear you are skin
and bones? 
unlike people like me who have a truck tyre over the inflatable
lifesaver around my middle 
*me puts on body armour*
The FS has been nagging at me that the 'gradient' of my waist
has been 'growing'. 
She said that I look like some 'malnourished famine victim' with
a swollen belly.
Can't wait to get back to jogging. 